We're are the lost cause, tosspots, deadbeat, dickheads/
Ingrate, shit stained, redneck, inbreds/
To sum it up, we're all of the above/
Ask us for a favour, we'll ask you what it's worth/
x2
[Verse 1]
I'm a scum bag, usin' your bird as a fuckin cum rag/
Your bitch has been hit more times than a punchbag/
Finger in her fudd then we shove it up her mud flap/
Burst arse, drippin' as I'm givin' her a moustache/
If you must ask, we never wore a rubber/
Lifted up her dress n then proceeded with the plunder/
Playing purple rain we proclaimed that we loved her/
Promised to be true n then we bent her 'er n bummed her/
None of your concern, a gentleman never tells/
Guzzlin' my sperm, my genital smeggy smell/
Blue waffle Trollop on the end of my bell/
The sket fucked to high heaven, then we left her in hell/
The village bike, anybody for a ride?/
The fuckin' fat slag is seldom satisfied/
Wi' a full tube a lube, excessively applied/
N my fist in her minge coz her rectum has died/
[Hook]
We're are the lost cause, tosspots, deadbeat, dickheads/
Ingrate, shit stained, redneck, inbreds/
To sum it up, we're all of the above/
Ask us for a favour, we'll ask you what it's worth/
x2
[Verse 2]
And it's still no enough, so stop actin' pally/
Dough in my hand or I'll slow poke your granny/
"It wasn't me" Scooby Doo said to Shaggy/
While Fred was beggin' Velma for a double team wi' Daphne/
Extremely graphic skeet plastered arse cheeks/
Money shot, glory hole, bukkake tag team/
Fish flapped slags get it crammed like a sardine/
Gagged up banged her back passage expanded/
Backhanded, nad deep in this mad freak/
The damn leash snapped and she went on a stampede/
Bad G! Please pass me the Charlie/
N a little bit of Ket so we can replicate last week/
Lack of sleep, it's about time we crash landed/
Petrol jelly-legged, temazepam antiques/
Frantic antics gettin' mingin' on a drug binge/
Gantin' on the flange of your missus and her mum's minge!
[Hook]
We're are the lost cause, tosspots, deadbeat, dickheads/
Ingrate, shit stained, redneck, inbreds/
To sum it up, we're all of the above/
Ask us for a favour, we'll ask you what it's worth/
x2
supported by 5 fans who also own “2 - Scumbags [Prod. Crink]”
The album we've been waiting for at HCHQ since they performed as a group at a Holdin' Court event in Reading back in January 2015 and it certainly doesn't disappoint! Grab your copy on vinyl before they're all gone! Luke HC
supported by 4 fans who also own “2 - Scumbags [Prod. Crink]”
This album is so underrated. Some of the best material from the UK, period. Production is one of a kind, and the cohesiveness of the lyrics adds a deeper layer lhblackwell